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So Sister

November 26, 2010

Expose yourself    Free Info    My Story

Only in the real world

So what’s your story,sister?


MY OTHER BLOGS:

http://silent-blade.blogspot.com/2011/06/music-channel.html

“So what’s your story sister,?” I quested. “What is it that you can give me that no on else can?

” Value.” she cooed.

“Value? “I reiterated. “That’s right value you big lumix,” she reaffirmed soothing. “You see it doesn’t make any difference whether you’re a guy or a doll. We’re all looking for something that we can believe in something that has…

“Value” I said beating her to the punch.

“That’s right buster ,Value”

” Like what?” I demanded.

“Like Facebook or Google Buzz”.

“Facebook,  Google Buzz” I echoed.

“You heard; me they deliver faster and better then your favorite pizza joint and they don’t give you a bunch of false promises and then beat it out the back door before you get wise.”

“So what makes them so special?”

“See for yourself Mr. Entrepreneur here at their web site you can even link your other accounts.”

That was the last time I ever saw her but she had given me: Facebook and Google and that was what I needed:

Fallow this link to YouTube or Metacafe and view my videos and get your own broadcast Channel.

http://directmatchescommcsplst.blogspot.com/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5517335/better_than_gold/

http://www.youtube.com/user/mcsplst

My Quotidian

November 17, 2010

If God made something better than sex, he kept it for himself.

http://www.newgrounds.com/refer/brazenblade

I am not as good all night as I once was: but I am better once  a night then I ever was.

Success is not a guarantee just because you try but if you don’t failure is.

It takes time to be good but time won’t make you  good.

If some one, company etc., has to keep reminding you how good they are, they aren’t.

It is better to tell a big lie then a little one people are more likely to believe it.

Someone was confused when they said this.

“One in the hand is better then two in the bush.”

To give is sacred but to come is divine.

Watch my new Music video.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/5517335/better_than_gold/